This is where I post gay smut about real people.
You’ve got it written, all over your face.
Jorbran / Jordan/Brandon
Smut | Angst | First Time | Drabble
Summary: Leather is hot, but hotter on him.
Inspired by the song: Just a Little Heat by The Black Keys
here’s to shippers who don’t feel the need to actually harass people because their gay fetish isnt being satisfied <333
and here’s to shippers who demand actual queer representation for the sakes of queer representation and not for their own fucking satisfaction <3333
and here is to shippers who dont rain on other people’s parades when those people are happy with what they have <3333
ryan: “we do have michael and lindsay on the same team so y’know they’re always making out in the corner… and gavin’s always right there in the middle of it like holding both hands and they’re all kissing each other— it gets weird in the room a little bit”
michael: “i am on a team with gavin who is my boi at work uh go team mavin but i’m also on a team with lindsay my fiance like i know my partners in my job but who’s gonna be my partner in my life”
gavin: “i’m trying to tip the scales slightly more so he might prefer me over lindsay eventually… i need a green card so”
lindsay: “with gavin here things can get a bit tense but we try to share the love… y’know honestly i’ll tap out with gavin… we’re all about the high-five and pass— usually high five and pass and slap michael’s ass”
We All Scream
Notes; AhahahaHAHAHAHA I am the worst. Months I don’t post, and when I do, it’s this. I mean, y’know. IT’S 3K OF PORN. 3K OF PORN. 3K. OF JUST PORN. LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. I am the worst.
Rating; NSFW. NC-17. dude it’s just porn.
Summary; Michael asks for ice cream. It’s not a horrible euphemism for cum, but it’s close.